Dear Mr. B.,
Seeing as how I am classic movie watcher to the near exclusion of all else, this is the very first online celebrity forum I have ever visited... for obvious reasons. (Wouldn't it have been great if, say, Stan Laurel or Charles Laughton had been able to do this sort of thing? What fun!) In all fairness I should also say that because I prefer to live under a rock, I just recently "discovered" you. It didn't take me long, though, to realize that I've stumbled upon a gold mine. I haven't been able to get my paws on your books yet, but it's already apparent early on that you are a very entertaining gentleman. So, Mr. B., I'm going to give this here forum thingy a try, but please forgive me if I f--- it up because I'm the new girl.
Now, I see that you are an avid reader. Therefore, I'm guessing that you must have read "Fifty Shades of Grey," (or at least your wife probably has.) If so, did you enjoy it and would you recommend it to any of your fellow "fallen away" Catholics?