Doctor Who Jokes

[philipdalton]

Let's have a game to see who can come up with the best Doctor Who jokes.
I'll start off with a few examples:

1) Why is 'Doctor Who' like a kitchen?
Because it's had more than one Baker working for it.

2) What would you call a nostalgic episode of 'Doctor Who' in which all his old enemies come back to haunt him?
Terror of the Bygones

3) What would you call a special adventure combining elements of 'Doctor Who' with 'The Importance of Being Idle'?
Doctor Dolittle

4) Knock, knock
'Who's there?'
'Doctor'
'Doctor Who'
'The Doctor who's a little bit mentally re-Tardis.

[That-scarf-girl]

what goes *bang* *thump*, thirteen times?
a suicidal Time Lord.

[philipdalton]

1) How can we be sure that James Bond 007 is a Time Lord?
`Cos he keeps on regenerating.

2) Tom's full name is Thomas Stewart Baker. What would he have done if his first name had been Rod?
Make a video of himself sing 'Sailing' in the Tardis.

3) Whereabouts can a Time Lord walk on water?
The Sea of Gallifrey.

[CorinaMLennox]

Q.How is a TARDIS like a person?
A.It's bigger on the inside.

[philipdalton]

Well, I didn't quite get that last one, so here are a few more of my efforts:
1) What would you get if you crossbred a Dalek with a Zygon?
A walking tin of ravioli

2) The BBC are considering developing a new sort of Dalek that squirts its victims with egg yolk. What does it say when it blasts them?
‘Eggs-terminate!’

3) Which song would you play to the Sontarans to make them go away?
“Devil Woman” by Cliff Richard. As soon as they hear the bit where it says “She’s gonna get you from behind” they turn tail and run!