A little introspection

[The Cloaked One]

Hey Tom, it's been a little while since I've asked anything. By nature, I am a very introspective person and like to make sure that I stay as close to what I consider the right path as I can get, so today, I'm going to ask such a question. If you were to sum up your entire life's works, your personality, everything that you hold dear and near to yourself into a single sentence to a person who has never met nor heard of you, what would you say? If you need more than a sentence, sure, but try not to go past four.
Thank you again.

[Tom Baker]

Dear Cloaked One

Life in a sentence to a mysterious stranger?

Well, after much consideration I conclude that you can't make a silk purse out of a soused mackerel. Hope that makes sense.

Lawks! Six kittens have just rushed in.

Bye from Tom