by Tom Baker on April 19th, 2010, 11:53 am
Genesis act one,
I am in a comedy and have been in it since the minute I was born; it's called life. I've been mixed up with Dogs and Gods, been in army and navy, packed dinky toys and been a quality checker in a cracker factory, and a selector for Marie Biscuits in a Crawfords factory. I think I'd quite like to be in a tragedy like The Archers. I believe I was once considered for a regular part but the Pope vetoed me after seeing my performance in The Canterbury Tales film. But thank you for thinking of me.
All the best from Tom.