Hello Tom,
My wife and I are huge fans of yours and we would really like to meet you before you are dead.
So if you have any plans of expiring in the near future, we would be eternally grateful if you could somehow work a visit to Australia into your plans before you depart this mortal coil.
We live in south east Queensland and would prefer if you came to Brisbane (our closest capital city). Please don't go to Melbourne, Sydney or any of the other boring capitals as they are too far away from us and we can't afford to travel that far.
Furthermore, we have a spare room if you would care to stay over for the night.
If you can't make it here before you die, please feel free to haunt us in spirit form.
Thank you for your time
Fraser & Rhiannon