I think that I previously asked whether you had been on this programme. And to my recollection, you confided that you had not - but that you had met Roy Plomley.
Anyway, May's question is this:
Were you to have Roy's replacement - the vivacious Kirsty Young (or whoever does the donkey work on her behalf) - phoning you up, and you agreed to participate, what would your luxury be.....remembering the rules that you're not allowed anything useful that would, in practical terms, make the whole ghastly experience bearable? (The Desert Island that is, not the interview).