dear PD -
just found this topic. i have several from our kids childhood:
our kids used to fight over who could "flush the toaster" - [push the toaster slide down to cook the bread].
youngest son loved to watch the "peak-a-boose" part of the train - [caboose - (too bad they are a thing of the past on 'merican trains now)].
when oldest son (KEN) went to "KENdergarden", youngest son (RUSS) told next son (CHRIS) that next year he could go to "CHRISergarden".
mama always called sheep "wooley pigs" from "The Beverly Hillbilies," TV series. so of course our kids have passed it on to the next generation.
will Post 'moore' as i remember them.