dear Our Mister TOM -
gosh. can't remember when i laughed so much at anyone's written word.
still, would be nice if i had a clue as to what you were going on about, some of the TIME.
oh, not your fault, it just the likes of W.I. and chutney (of any flavor) and jam butty are just beyond an american gal such as i.
but never to fear ... i will promply go out and scower the Internet, so then my laughter will be even heartier, because it will be even 'moore' british immersioned.