Dear Mister Baker of the Tom -
Well, sir, you've done it again! Wowed us with another exciting glimpse into the "no sense of direction" world of TOM BAKER. Thank you, ever so very, for the quips and tips. Too bad about the bite thing though. And if you would forgive me sir, you were not very plain as to just which food bit you on the shoulder. Was it the snarling, ever aggressive dutch-carrot (juice-ah-fie her!)? Or the lean treats (run 'em though the blender!) ? Still, very good show! And do, do a repeat again, very soon. And finally she wrote: now that you have read a book on SALT, may I suggest you add a little ZEST to your life, and read the companion book, PEPPER? Still, a very happy new year to you and yours. And ooddles of toodle back at you.
"And as for Tom Baker, well, I'll always be the Doctor,
won't I?" TOM BAKER