Have I Got News For You.

[Jimbilton]

Hello Mr. Baker,
Of course I admired your stint as Doctor Who, but may I enquire when you will next appear at the helm of Have I Got News For You? Quite simply, you are the finest, most humorous and entertaining presenter that show has ever had. I have a recording of the particular programme to which I refer, and I watch it when ever I am in need of cheering up. It never fails to have the desired effect, but another appearance by you would be most welcome.
A very enjoyable website, by the way.
Regards,
Jimbilton

[Tom Baker]

Dear Jim Bilton,

Thanks for your warm reaction to Have I Got News For You; it really thrilled me to think it still makes you laugh. I would like to be a quizmaster on TV. The only thing is I am very slow to pick up the rules. One Christmas I took part in a Christmas game and the children were hyperventilating with laughter at my idiocy. After about an hour, it dawned on me what the game was about and I mastered it. At that very moment the children stopped laughing!

Best wishes

Tom