My hair? My hair? Oh, that stuff. I still have a lot of it but now my mane is white, "nor grew it white in a single night as men's have grown through sudden fears" as Lord Byron said a long time ago. It's not the same hair of course but people think it is. I often scratch it and that may have been a stimulus but I don't think about it much.
I just heard from an old friend of mine (81) who has lovely silken silver hair, that he has broken his hip. He slid off a chair while taking his pants off! The chair had a silken bottom. It was not the first time he'd slid off though I dare say it might be the last. So let us all resolve to take off our pants with extreme unction; especially while sitting on a chair with a silky bottom.