by Tom Baker on July 12th, 2010, 10:27 am
Jon,
I went into an Oxfam shop yesterday and asked if they had a bible, the King James version. The 13 people in the shop froze and then, unfreezing, all looked at each other. A woman at the back of the shop called out: "We can do you a **** manual." This got a laugh. I then asked for a Koran. Iciness descended. So off I went to the Heart Foundation in the next alleyway. Same response! Frost in the shop and the temperature outside about 29! I'm thinking of recording the book of Genesis from God's P.O.V. naturally I will play the Lord. Will anyone listen? Last night I read Ecclesiastes! Oh, Lord what a smart ****. But I got through it. And then I scoured the whole bible for jokes or laughter! During my days of religious mania we were not encouraged to laugh. And do you know why? Because in the New Testament Jesus never laughed once, not once. I think Luke Ch. 21 V6 used the word laugh once and that's it. I think it can be dangerous these days to talk about religion or make jokes about it. Elisha was touchy about his bald spot and called out wild bears who gobbled up the children who were jeering. So I think I should not provoke wild boars by reference to the Main Man.
Tom