My thanks for the advisory warning to not watch your Red Beard Rum, but it came too late, I already saw it. It wasn't THAT bad ...and you're much funnier than Rowan Atkinson on any given day.
Now I've had a chance to enjoy your book " The Boy Who Kicked Pigs ".Yes I enjoyed it.I'm twisted and warped that way and it can't be helped- but ,YOU wrote it,so I can't be totally blamed for my lapse of mental health THIS time (points finger at Tom and sticks out tongue)
Just wondering what deep, dark well in your imagination inspired (or fermented ?) the creation of the deliciously, diabolical Robert and his wicked deeds ?