Our race is not well known for showing emotion, but I appear to be the exception to the rule. In fact I am capable of displaying some uncharacteristically bizarre behaviour, and even appear to have picked up a slight accent.
Who am I? I spend a lot of my time in the garden, and I don't move around very much. Occasionally a couple of young ladies come to see me, and help me with my moss growth problem, perhaps I might speak to one of them soon....